
I have been reading and despairing this morning at the news that Mr Cultural Vacuum himself (aka Simon Cowell) is to release a charity single to help raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake.
Is there no one else? Where is Bob Geldof when you need him? Can someone find him or does he [...]

So the celebrity chefs are taking their brands and heading down under. According to a report in the Daily Telegraph (Television chefs look to conquer Australia) both Rick Stein and Ramsay are heading to Australia to open up their overpriced cafes in an effort to extend their crumbling empires. It’s the UK recession that has [...]

We can imagine the expression on Amanda Holden’s face when she was told she’d scored herself a column in News of the World’s Fabulous magazine. It would be the exact same expression she’s had since 2007 when she made it her goal in life to be the UK’s answer to Joan Rivers and started paralysing [...]