
Well laugh, I nearly bought one. I almost fell off my chair when an email arrived, in amongst the spam releases and lottery wins, touting Chelsea footballer/ England captain and fighter/shagger John Terry for brand endorsements.
Of course any brand would get plenty of coverage for their money. Terry is never out of the papers, [...]

It’s been a while Piers Morgan, it’s been a while. The last time Moron was on CSO, he was doing his bit for Burger King when he bared nearly all (or too much depending how you look at it) in a heavily retouched ad for the burger chain’s pretend cologne product.
Now the former Daily Mirror [...]

One of my favourite CSO stories of the year has to be about Sean Connery getting caught up in the USA Shelikon sex aid hoax.
Since then I’ve been waiting for Sean to put his head above the parapet so I could do more alliterations on his amusing voice.
Well it’s been a long wait, but now [...]

A frequent, some might say repetitive, theme on these pages has been the strange link-ups between brand and celeb, ie Iggy Pop/ Swift, Piers Morgan/ Burger King and, my favourite, Sean Connery/ old man stiffy drug USA Shelikon. Ok the last one was a falsey, but you get the picture. If any of these tie-ins [...]

It’s hard to think of a subject more divisive than whether it’s ok for an older man to have it away with a younger women. Face it, it’s a difficult fence to sit on.
So try this for size, lets take a bloke knocking on 50 going out with a girl 20 years younger?
There are generally [...]

If you happened to be watching the TV in China last week, as you do, then you might have come across one of the very best sex drug endorsement ads you’re likely to see. Sean Connery, tax exile, Scottish nationalist and second best James Bond, was on and being featured in an ad campaign for [...]