Well laugh, I nearly bought one. I almost fell off my chair when an email arrived, in amongst the spam releases and lottery wins, touting Chelsea footballer/ England captain and fighter/shagger John Terry for brand endorsements.
Of course any brand would get plenty of coverage for their money. Terry is never out of the papers, [...]
It’s been a while Piers Morgan, it’s been a while. The last time Moron was on CSO, he was doing his bit for Burger King when he bared nearly all (or too much depending how you look at it) in a heavily retouched ad for the burger chain’s pretend cologne product.
Now the former Daily Mirror [...]
A frequent, some might say repetitive, theme on these pages has been the strange link-ups between brand and celeb, ie Iggy Pop/ Swift, Piers Morgan/ Burger King and, my favourite, Sean Connery/ old man stiffy drug USA Shelikon. Ok the last one was a falsey, but you get the picture. If any of these tie-ins [...]
Right now at this very moment I am looking at a picture of a naked man wearing what looks like a piece of granny’s velvet curtain, plus tassles, covering his janglers. It is a tough job, and for the record, I would rather someone else had to do it.
Yes I have a picture of Piers [...]
