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November 26th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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Well laugh, I nearly bought one. I almost fell off my chair when an email arrived, order prozac without prescription, Colorado CO Colo. , in amongst the spam releases and lottery wins, touting Chelsea footballer/ England captain and fighter/shagger John Terry for brand endorsements, buy prozac cod. Where to buy cheap prozac, Of course any brand would get plenty of coverage for their money. Terry is never out of the papers, buy prozac overnight delivery, Cheap prozac pills, the front bits that is. From en flagrante to affray, prozac online cheap, Order prozac, Terry has a wide and varied list of misdemeanors to his name. He has even scored trouble by parking in a disabled bay at a pizza restaurant (must be those injuries playing up again), buy prozac cod.

But despite being on footballers wages he has something in common with the rest of us: that's right embarrassing parents, cheap generic prozac. Buy prozac no prescription, But rather than bad dancing at weddings, Terry’s Dad has been filmed by the tabs dealing drugs while his mum and mother-in-law have both claimed prime Daily Mail coverage after getting caught shoplifting flip flops, Texas TX Tex. . Buy prozac from canada, So now Terry’s looking for brands to supplement his income by allowing him to advertise and endorse them. Hmm John wouldn’t it be better to endorse them first and then make them pay you to stop, comprar prozac baratos. Buy prozac cod, Displaying dauntlessness the England team would do well to emulate, the players management company Elite has signed up Riviera Entertainment to represent Terry and bring in the ‘wonga’. Prozac, One of the ways they are doing it is by sending in the aforementioned email out to brands (I hope they’re doing more for their money) although you’d think they’d make sure it didn’t end up with CSO.

Still the email is worth posting here for the both factual and humorous reasons, buy prozac without prescription. Order prozac no rx, "John Terry is available to create effective brand awareness and endorse products and services globally.

John Terry is:
    British sporting hero
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    World Cup 2018 ambassador
    Football icon
    Dad of the year 2008
    Voted as one of the World's most influencial [sic] people
"

Voted as one of the world’s most ‘Influencial’ people. Voted for by who, köpa rabatterade prozac. Nuts readers, buy prozac cod. West Virginia WV W.Va. , Who would allow themselves to be influenced by Terry. All I know is I don’t ever want to meet them in a dark alley, order prozac online without prescription. California CA Calif. , Surprisingly, however, South Carolina SC S.C. , Osta prozac online, the Dad of the Year bit is actually true. He was handed the accolade by purveyors of Daddies Sauce, acquistare online prozac. Buy prozac cod, Now I’m sure Terry is a lovely dad, but I don’t really know for sure and neither do the eaters of the HP copycat brand. Prozac discount, In fact the only thing they have to go on is the silly baby rocking celebration he did after scoring one of his trade mark setpiece headers. If that’s what Daddies customers have used as a point of reference then heaven help the children of this country, cheap prozac online legally.

Still good luck to John and the brands who support him in the lead-up to next year’s World Cup. I may be being slightly cruel about this, but at the end of the day at least he’s not doing the ‘save the planet’ type messiah stuff that Sean Connery and Piers Morgan are currently doing.

This is pure commercial endorsement and it’s a free country. If a brand wants to use him, it’s their money to spend.

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November 25th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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It’s been a while Piers Morgan, it’s been a while. The last time Moron was on CSO, buy prozac online, φτηνές φαρμακείο prozac, he was doing his bit for Burger King when he bared nearly all (or too much depending how you look at it) in a heavily retouched ad for the burger chain’s pretend cologne product.

Now the former Daily Mirror editor and corner cutter’s journalist (remember Iraq) has signed up to become the face of a new npower campaign. Hmm how times have changed, prozac online stores. Washington WA Wash. , From printing made-up pictures to appearing in a campaign for a made-up product - now Morgan is set to run in an actual campaign.

It’s worth remembering the stitch up of British troops he was implicated in when considering where he is now, Alaska AK . Proof if you ever needed any that cocking up is not necessarily bad for your career, prozac over the counter. North Carolina NC N.C. , If the same rule applied to me I’d be earning a few pounds now I can tell you.

The npower campaign itself is for the company’s ‘Climate Cops’ campaign promoting the concept of switching off the power for an hour on Christmas Day, billige prozac apotek. Arkansas AR Ark. , Apparently other sell outs will be involved, including former TOTP presenter Fearne Cotton, cheap prozac from canada. Nevada NV Nev. , Selling out under the guise of being good for the world seems to be the in-thing these days. For example look at Sean Connery’s strange ad for Credit Agricole Prozac over the counter, in which he promotes it as an ethical brand and talks about the damage done to the planet etc etc. Yet at the end of the day the only ‘green’ thing either of them have is the company’s logo, comprare prozac sconto. Buy prozac online without prescription, This is the same. Personally I fail to understand how anyone could think Morgan is going to sell your brand, prozac without a prescription. Ordering prozac online, But then again this is npower the energy provider that won the Energywatch award of ‘Britain’s Worst Energy Provider’ with a 21% increase in complaints on the previous year.

Maybe npower marketing director Kevin Peake is playing a masterstroke, buy prozac c.o.d.. For prozac online, Perhaps the idea in bringing in Morgan is to deflect npower’s unpopularity with someone who is even more dislikeable.

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November 9th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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A frequent, some might say repetitive, theme on these pages has been the strange link-ups between brand and celeb, ie Iggy Pop/ Swift, Piers Morgan/ Burger King and, my favourite, Sean Connery/ old man stiffy drug USA Shelikon. Ok the last one was a falsey, diflucan online, Diflucan no prescription, but you get the picture. If any of these tie-ins was a couple they would identifiable as a tall Amazonian blonde and a tiny little man walking hand in hand down the high street (did someone say Bernie Ecclestone and now ex wife Slavica, order diflucan. Diflucan prescription, Okay that was me).

Today’s towering lady is Kevin Spacey and the little man is Olympus, South Carolina SC S.C. . Yes the star of numerous films featuring psychos with southern US accents ('Se7en', 'K-Pax' and 'The Usual Suspects') is fronting a campaign for the camera brand, order diflucan. Kjøpe diflucan, The proposition. A camera is “not just for taking photographs with but for capturing a memory or an emotion” Yeuch, osta alennus diflucan. Order diflucan online legally, Someone take a picture of me throwing up.

The awfulness of this idea is all the more underlined by the fact Olympus is still identifiable for me with its superb 80s ads featuring Minder’s George Cole and photographer David Bailey (there was also Tony Kaye directing Joan Collins, buy diflucan without prescription, Rabatt kaufen diflucan, but that was more recently). Order diflucan, I won’t waste time on why this ad is better, if you’re young (unlike me) and haven’t seen them, if you do you will see how they hit the target bang on.

So why Spacey, Kansas KS Kans. . Osta diflucan online, Other than the fact he is famous, of course, buy diflucan overnight delivery. Comprar diflucan, Apparently, according to a report in the marketing press, cheapest diflucan in the world, Diflucan discount, he was chosen because he was “connected to the arts” and he was an “American living in London”. Oh so that’s it then, billige diflucan Apotheke. Order diflucan no prescription, Oh that basis maybe as a resident of Tooting and a fan of eating I should apply to Sharwoods to be its new brand ambassador.

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June 15th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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Right now at this very moment I am looking at a picture of a naked man wearing what looks like a piece of granny’s velvet curtain, plus tassles, covering his janglers. Cheap estradiol valerate online cheap, It is a tough job, and for the record, cheap estradiol valerate, Connecticut CT Conn. , I would rather someone else had to do it.

Yes I have a picture of Piers “Morgan” Moron* on my desk doing his bit for Burger King’s PR department by launching its ‘Flame’ scent, buy estradiol valerate. Tennessee TN Tenn. , And looking at the offending pic, as I have to do to write this, estradiol valerate online, Vermont VT Vt. , a number of questions spring to mind.

Firstly how retouched is this pic, köpa billiga estradiol valerate. And by that I don't mean toning and tucking, buy estradiol valerate. Estradiol valerate no prescription, The head looks stuck on, by someone who just came back from the pub, παραγγείλετε online estradiol valerate, California CA Calif. , while the hairy legs below the curtain look like they belong to someone different to the owner of the torso. Anyhow I'm going to stop there on that one, order estradiol valerate online cheap. Køb billige estradiol valerate, One question though shouts louder, is written in bigger words and somehow encompasses all the others in one, buy estradiol valerate online. Order estradiol valerate overnight delivery, It is a brief three-letter word…

Why. Buy estradiol valerate, Here it breaks down into lots of whys. Why BK have you gone to the trouble of setting this thing up, order estradiol valerate online without prescription. Wyoming WY Wyo. , Sure you’re going to get some PR, after all the paper’s love scary pictures, pharmacy estradiol valerate, Buy estradiol valerate online cheap, but is it going to help sell your flame-grilled wares to young children. Is it going to help you whip McDonalds, order estradiol valerate no prescription. Billige estradiol valerate Apotheke, And lastly why get Morgan to sell it. Obviously the ads are being tongue in cheek, I get that, but to carry that off you need to get the right person in there, buy estradiol valerate. Both someone you wouldn't expect and, Illinois IL Ill. , Order estradiol valerate, more importantly, someone people actually like, Delaware DE Del. . Estradiol valerate pedido en línea, I suppose you get the message. But in case you want me to spell it out I don’t think getting your brand in the papers, no matter what the link or connection, is good marketing. What it is, is PR and that is something entirely different, isn't it campers.

Still at least Morgan gets something out of it and I’m not just talking about the money. It obviously goes some way to enhancing his celebrity profile, though what he actually is these days I’m not sure. But if he has left journalism to become Britain's Got Talent judge then fair enough, in fact judging by the ABCs for the national press  it sounds a good career move.

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