
I have been reading and despairing this morning at the news that Mr Cultural Vacuum himself (aka Simon Cowell) is to release a charity single to help raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake.
Is there no one else? Where is Bob Geldof when you need him? Can someone find him or does he [...]

We love rock progeny around here as you know. We love it almost more than, well I don’t know, progeny itself. The pointless Peaches Geldof, the Boomtown Brat, is one of our favourites. I’m still laughing at those Ultimo shots. I mean seriously.
So it’s nice to see some proper rock progeny given the opportunity to [...]

So Robert Lindsay is down to do the latest Morrisons’ ad. The man who once upon a time played would be working-class hero Wolfie Smith has been filming the latest ad in Aberdeenshire. Apparently the ad features all the usual stuff: hanging with the locals, going out on a boat and talking euphorically about Morrisons’ [...]

What is it with Ultimo? It seems to have a magnetic pull. GMTV presenter Jenni Falconer has joined the long line of celebs taking their kit off for the lingerie firm. I say celebs, but as you know I’m really talking about Peaches Geldof (nuff said there), Mel B and errrm Melinda Messenger.
What are you [...]

It saddens me to read that Celebrity Sell Out’s most pointless celebrity, aka Peaches Geldof, is raking in the cash on a career built on going to night clubs. Mum would have been proud.
According to Hello’s website, Bob Geldof’s pointless daughter has earned a reported £1 million in the last year from media and modelling [...]

Peaches Geldof claims that she doesn’t want a man who is “just interested in how I look in my underwear”, but just in case any do fancy a look, she has signed up to pose for lingerie brand Ultimo.
The multi-tattooed 20-year-old has been shot in a range of provocative poses wearing a variety of colourful [...]

Peaches Geldof is finding out the price of fame, and the formula is Hell = Rollercoaster ride/2.
In sellout terms young Peaches has been making a good fist of it on the back of the family name and tabloid attention for her quickie marriage and boozy nights out.
She’s already done a saucy campaign for lingerie brand [...]