
In the manner of all those great physicists who named laws and propositions after themselves I am planning to do the same thing, but about celebrities - let’s call it Woad’s Theory of Celebrity (WTC). You see I had an apple falling from the tree moment when I saw an article about Alesha Dixon teaming [...]

Do you remember the story about celebrity car crash couple Katie Price and Peter Andre running the London Marathon? She ran part of the way before collapsing (well she did insist on running in heels)?
We remembered as well, but that was last month and so a bit odd yesterday to get a release about Katie [...]

Timmy Mallet has ditched the foam hammer in favour of a paintbrush.
The days of Timmy whacking children over the head with his mallet, shouting ‘bleuuugh’ and careering around in loud shirts are but a distant memory. The Timmy of 2009 wishes to be regarded as a “serious artiste” and given that his works sell for [...]