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July 29th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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As a final thought I can only wonder whether Australia is the right place for such an idea, after all there are an awful lot of Australians there. Australia is  the home of Neighbours and that strange game where large boned men jump around in vests and speedos groping each other’s bottoms. Maybe they’ll love it Gordon, but I’d suggest you get yourself a barbie around the back for when they ask for the main course, order cheap nexium online.

For more check out the video below. Apologies for the music, but it gives a marvellous idea of how small these dishes are. And if you still decide to go, then you need to learn how to chew a small amount of food for a long time. Oh and pop into M&S for a sandwich beforehand.

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April 22nd, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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There are two notable omissions. Firstly Delia Smith refuses to dirty her hand with marketer cash and secondly Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall of anti-Tesco fame doesn't seem to have anyone, where to buy premarin, although there's nothing to say that's his own choice. What can I say I'm a cynical hack - it's my job.

Compiling this list brought another realisation other than how much stuff they flog. It is how many there are, take a look at this list of cooks of varying degrees of celebritiness. Are they breeding with each other like rabbits or grey squirrels. The world is overflowing with them. Come on winter  it's time for a cull.

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March 2nd, 2009 - Nikki Sandison

Things seem to be going from bad to worse for foul-mouthed celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay. Only months after the national press sprawled his alleged affair with Sarah Symonds across their pages, the News of the World has revealed that Ramsay lied about his past as a professional footballer.

Ramsay boasted that he had played professional football [...]