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January 15th, 2010 - Harry Byford

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When will Cristiano Ronaldo get a mohican. Or a pop star wife, prozac farmacia a buon mercato. Maryland MD Md. , Or a boot in the face.

I only ask because it's becoming increasingly obvious that the Portuguese footballer is metamorphosing into David Beckham, order prozac online. Prozac over the counter, They both made their names at Manchester United before moving to Real Madrid, they’re both prone to questionable sartorial decisions (Becks wore a skirt, buy prozac without prescription, Prozac prices, Ronaldo prefers hot pants), and they have, Acheter en ligne prozac, North Dakota ND , now, both squeezed into Giorgio Armani’s undergarments, discount prozac.

Few in the world have missed the unveiling of Ronaldo’s stylishly-clad lunch box, order prozac online cheap. Order prozac c.o.d., The 24-year-old has replaced Becks as the male face (and groin) of Emporio Armani Underwear, and the first set of adverts has now been unveiled across the globe, South Dakota SD . Prozac prescription, The pictures – which show the footballer in a series of semi-naked, uncomfortable-looking positions – certainly prove that his 3, prozac sale, Buy cheap prozac online, 000 sit ups a day are working abdominal wonders (if you have an idea what the hand covering the face is meant to convey drop Celebrity Sell Out a line).

Yet his chiselled physique was not the only thing that got him this lucrative gig, billig kaufen prozac. Lowest price prozac, Mr Armani said he chose the footballer because of his “youthful, exciting and, order prozac no prescription, Delaware DE Del. , yes, sexy, cheap prozac online, Wyoming WY Wyo. , attitude”, which is strange, Indiana IN Ind. , Generic prozac, given most people see him as a preening, posing and, Ohio OH , Cheap prozac online without prescription, um, dislikeable little prick, generic prozac. Order prozac online cheap, Either way the Portuguese is in good (-looking) company. Joining him at Team Armani is actress Megan Fox who will undoubtedly thrive at standing around in skimpy clothing and flashing her cleavage (that must have described the casting call for her Transformers movies). On the plus side she should prove to have more pulling power than Bony Spice  (Victoria Beckham) who gave the audience a fright on American Idol on Tuesday looking so skinny.

Today, though, is not about Miss Fox. It’s all about Ronaldo. He has taken a big step on his journey towards Beckhamdom, and no one should forget it. Next stop: LA Galaxy.

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November 18th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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One of the criticisms of Cell Sell Out is that it needlessly bashes every celebrity tie-up there is (this is not true). Diflucan en ligne afin, So this one about Dolce & Gabbana’s tie-in with Scarlett Johansson is a different matter. We, Wyoming WY Wyo. , Cheap diflucan online, or I, like it, buy cheap diflucan online. Cheap diflucan tablets, On the surface of it you wonder why. It’s not as if our world is not already filled with Italian fashion brands running stylised black and white ads featuring celebrities in awkward poses, farmacia diflucan baratos.

Unlike the awful Beckham and Posh Spice pant sellout featuring the scrawny and over-retouched Beckhams, this one has a little more going for it, buy diflucan no prescription. Purchase diflucan online, I’m not entirely sure what Scarlett stands for but what the hell, she looks very fetching and is able to carry off the ad, ordering diflucan no rx. Acquistare a buon mercato diflucan, Stating the obvious I know but she best thing about using an actor/actress for your brand is that people associate them with the roles they play on screen. Not real life, Oklahoma OK Okla. , Köpa rabatterade diflucan, which as we all know holds fewer attractions.

Detractors might say you could have got some faceless model to do this sort of pose, För diflucan online. Iowa IA , However I’m no wearer of women’s clothing (at least not at the weekend), but I imagine the kind of person who does would see Scarlett as the kind of person she wanted to be, billig kaufen diflucan. For diflucan online, . Cheap diflucan online without prescription. Order diflucan pills. Online diflucan. Ohio OH . Diflucan online kaufen. Colorado CO Colo. . Ordering diflucan no prescription. Louisiana LA . Ordering diflucan online without prescription. Maine ME Me. .

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November 6th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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When it comes to selling out there are good celebrities and bad celebrities. Take Michael ‘Phelpsy’ Phelps as a case in point – yes he might be American, South Dakota SD , Comprare diflucan, he might win everything in the bath, but once he got photo’d with that bong shoved into his mush even grannies wanted to hug him (everyone loves a stoner), ordering diflucan. Order diflucan from canada, Not that we at CSO do that bong sort of thing, not anymore, North Carolina NC N.C. , Alabama AL Ala. , we’re far too old. Now Crystal Meth on the other hand…

Anyway, buy generic diflucan, Virginia VA Va. ,   for every Phelpsy there’s someone we just don't like, like Andy Murray, köpa billiga diflucan. The Andy ‘I like English people, some of my best friends are English’ Murray who said he’d support Paraguay over England in the World Cup, just for the hell of it, order diflucan without prescription. Order diflucan online cheap, Now Murray has ditched Fred Perry for £15m and Adidas and as we all know a German brand. Athough weirdly the press release drivel came from the company’s Italian office, California CA Calif. . Købe diflucan, What are Murray’s thoughts on this. “I’m really excited to be joining Adidas as they are a massive global sports brand with a credible heritage in tennis, cheap diflucan online cheap. Order diflucan without prescription, Joining a list of stars who have worn this like Muhammed Ali and David Beckham is an honour. Om diflucan online, This deal will help me on and off court.”

Are you saying Fred Perry doesn’t have a tennis heritage. Comparing David Beckham to Ali, Tennessee TN Tenn. . Pharmacy diflucan, Come on. But then again saying stupid things is what Murray is all about, buy diflucan online.

Of course, one unforeseen consequence of his big mouthery (see Paraguay) is that in terms of selling out he’s limited to Scottish brands ie Highland Spring, order diflucan without prescription. Diflucan pharmacy, One English brand to have gone out of its way to sign him up was Fred Perry (such is the dearth of homegrown tennis players who can actually win… anything).

Usually the origins of the brand wouldn’t make a difference, φτηνές φαρμακείο diflucan, Montana MT Mont. , but now this is slightly relevant because of how Perry is the quintessential English brand.

During Wimbledon Murray milked the tie-up in the press to speak up about his ‘England love’ and an attempt to distance himself from the Paraguay stuff, order diflucan no rx. Diflucan without a prescription, He needn’t have bothered. The only person who was taken by it, Kentucky KY Ky. , Diflucan without prescription, I feel, was me. Reading back on the last post I was far too nice about him. It is tough being so damn gullible.

Far better is the post by Caveman who stated he would be supporting anyone who wasn’t the “surly faced, droning Scottish bore".

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October 13th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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Did you know that over the course of your life you will consume over 70 insects while asleep and that polar bears have black skin, order retin a online legally. Billiga retin a apotek, We all love a bit of trivia and pointlessness and then David Beckham comes into the equation. Yes the king of Pointlessland is doing something else that we are supposed to care about – he’s launching an underwear brand with his fame-famished wife, West Virginia WV W.Va. . Believe me I'd rather be writing about polar bears, buy retin a without prescription. Cheap retin a online, But if you can bear to think about this for one half of second you will feel some form of elation. At least I will be, Maine ME Me. . Rabatt kaufen retin a, Because this means the useless past-it twit will no longer be getting his belly button out to do those unbelievably stupid ads with the sister of Skeletor - Posh Spice. Instead he's coming out with his own brand - what's the betting they'll have padding, retin a farmacia a buon mercato. Buy retin a without prescription, Armani has got the perfect replacement, someone who can actually play football and has a trunk-like neck. Florida FL Fla. , Yes it’s another former Manchester United player Christiano Ronaldo. The Castrol brand ambassador could use the lubricant to gain that glistening look and cut down on retouching, buy retin a. Comprar retin a, On a serious note, is this going to lead to me moving the Woad pant account from current incumbent M&S* to Armani, kjøpe billig retin a. Cheapest retin a, I wouldn’t buy them even if they got in Phil Neville, who I have to say I have more in common with, North Carolina NC N.C. .

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Still there is one good thing to come out of this because it’s one step closer to the time when we don’t have to write about the most overhyped football player of the modern age, retin a discount. Ordering retin a without prescription, Now for a final pointless fact. Did you know that if you type "David Beckham" and "pointless" into Google you get exactly 40, order retin a no prescription, Tennessee TN Tenn. , 900 returns. However in the first one - a top 10 of the most pointless celebrities - Golden Balls loses the top position to his wife, order retin a without prescription. Ordering retin a no prescription, *I am strongly thinking of putting the Woad M&S pant account up for pitch. Paxo was right, Osta retin a, Discount retin a, they aren't as good as they used to be. Buy retin a pills. Iowa IA .

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September 29th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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So cricket’s Kevin Pietersen – the one with the stripe through his hair and who is married to Liberty X singer Jessica Taylor – is the new face of Brylcreem Buy retin a, . Oklahoma OK Okla. , Now that’s a bog standard sell out, right, bestill retin a online. Colorado CO Colo. , Well he’s certainly following in the right footsteps. In taking up the challenge of flogging Brylcreem he is dipping into the sloppy seconds left by that Prince of sell outs David Beckham, purchase retin a online. Buy generic retin a, Maybe his decision to shack up with a pop songstress is part of a wider ambition to supplant Golden Balls - although in this stylised shot he reminds CSO more of Morrissey.

Now I’m not sure about this one, because in the same way as it is impossible to libel a murderer I believe it is impossible to call someone a sell out when they leave their country because it’s easier to get into the international squad of another, buy retin a.

It’s all here on Wikipedia, District of Columbia DC D.C. , Cheapest retin a online, but to recap Pietersen took advantage of his mother’s English birth because reckoned he was falling foul of the quota system running in South Africa. Maybe I’m old fashioned but surely that outweighs rubbing grease in your hair, online retin a. Buy retin a online, However, unlike David Beckham you and I could own a slice of the man affectionately nicknamed Figjam* by the Aussie cricket team, order retin a from canada. Buy retin a no prescription, He’s offering you the chance to buy a year’s worth of ad space on his website (they reckon it gets 15,000 visitors a month) for £1000, αγοράζουν online retin a. Order retin a cod, Now you wouldn’t get that sort of opportunity with David Beckham.

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July 15th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

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One can only imagine the relief on Brad Pitt’s part. He must be relieved the power of Branjelina will not be devalued by linking up with the Beckhams, North Dakota ND . Estradiol valerate discount, Marriage may be part of the reason behind Beckham’s decision, but it’s not the whole story, estradiol valerate. It’s impossible not to comment on this without wondering whether he was actually stopped by the Goldenballs equivalent of the PLC Board, ie her indoors, buy estradiol valerate without prescription. Cheap estradiol valerate online, Going back taking him on the publicity tour for that awful track she did with Dane Bowers, Posh Spice has managed a masterful job of piggybacking Beckham’s fame, Køb billige estradiol valerate. Koop korting estradiol valerate, Engineering an inclusion into the Armani ads was the latest reason in a long line to justify her celebrity existence.  So she must have been pretty hacked off when Armani made the startling discovery the ads actually might be improved by having Becks next to someone who is, ahem, order estradiol valerate from canada, Estradiol valerate over the counter, attractive.

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May 29th, 2009 - Dan Leahul

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February 25th, 2009 - Nadia Ghani

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