I have been reading and despairing this morning at the news that Mr Cultural Vacuum himself (aka Simon Cowell) is to release a charity single to help raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake.
Is there no one else? Where is Bob Geldof when you need him? Can someone find him or does he [...]
It is the customary right of any generation to go on about how their films, music, chocolate etc was better in their time. Now it’s the turn of Celebrity Sell Out, so sit up Pixie, Nell McAndrew and Peter Andre because Telly Savalas is coming to town. Well Birmingham, Aberdeen and Portsmouth that is.
And timely [...]
We have to say congratulations to everyone’s favourite Geordie TV presenter Jayne Middlemiss (after Donna Air, Cheryl Cole and Ant & Dec) who after a few tears won ’Celebrity Masterchef’ on Friday (her second reality TV victory).
We’re sure that a cooking programme and various food endorsements are now in order.
We’re just hoping she does better this time [...]
