Celebrity Sell Out

Keeley and stupid brown man

It’s tough being a Page 3 model as sometimes you get asked to do some really stupid stuff. At least I’m hoping that Keeley Hazell (um the aspiring actress) who is promoting Lynx Twist and starring in a new 15-minute online game.

As part of that campaign she had to stand around in a bikini, which the guys behind the campaign naturally thought was a necessary part of the oh whatever.

The online game, called ‘Keeping Keeley’, stars Hazell alongside Blake Harrison from Channel 4’s ‘The Inbetweeners’ and Mike Fielding from BBC comedy ‘The Mighty Boosh’. That’s good company for Keeley so who knows aspire away. To be honest she doesn’t get to show off her acting chops all that much although she is playing herself (or someone called Keeley who is trying to get to a lingerie launch) and really you have to begin somewhere.

Keeley as she appears in several scenes in the Lynx ad game

The extended ad/game on Facebook is I am sorry to report basically an excuse to look at Keeley’s breasts. That’ll be the Lynx twist. A brand that has long had breasts at the heart of its marketing and little else.

If you haven’t quite had enough of Keeley yet there is plenty more of her around. She’s previously starred in The Sun’s ‘Desktop Keeley’ promotion, which displayed the latest football scores alongside a picture of Keeley in frilly knickers as you do.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not picking on Keeley, but we at Celebrity Sellout thought the campaign should be highlighted so you the public know what page 3 models have to endure on the road to other things.