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  • They could retouched some meat onto her. On a more serious note how long are these ads going to go on for? These ROI on brand advertising is judged on PR so I guess they will keep happening until the papers stop printing them. Would they make me buy the underwear, well I’m not inclined to wear women’s clothes or buy them for women but I would say no. I’m more of an Ultimo man (not for wearing but from an aesthetic viewpoint).

    Johnny Advertising on August 6, 2009
  • Aren’t underwear ads supposed to be at least a little bit sexy?

    John Gallen on August 18, 2009

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