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April 17th, 2009 - Geoff Woad

Order cheap iressa online, Any self-respecting marketer looking to bring in a famous personality to represent their brand to the great unwashed should bear in mind the two important rules of celeb endorsement. Iressa kopen,

[caption id="attachment_1106" align="alignleft" width="222" caption="Castrol: the best a man (who wants to rub himself in oil) can get"]Castrol: the best a man (who wants to rub himself in oil) can get[/caption]

Number one: always pretend that your consumer is intelligent and discerning by bringing in someone who is relevant to your product.

Bearing this in mind Castrol have played a blinder in bringing in Manchester United's one-man team Cristiano Ronaldo, the man with thickest neck in football, pharmacie iressa bon marché. Comprare iressa sconto,

Yesterday the news was all over the wires that the 24-year-old Ronaldo has signed a two-year deal to represent Castrol as a "global ambassador" leading up to the World Cup in South Africa.

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[caption id="attachment_1107" align="alignleft" width="211" caption="Castrol: great for diving"]Castrol: great for diving[/caption]

If you're wondering what Castol has to do with a bloke who recently drove his car into a wall then look again, order cheap iressa online. We've heard that this is part of Castol's plans to extend out of the car market and use Thick Neck to illustrate the uses of motor oil.

A TV ad is being put together featuring a variety of vignettes of Ronaldo using the oil to make the ground more slippery an aid to diving, New Jersey NJ N.J. , Massachusetts MA Mass. , as a dietary supplement to keep you regular and finally as a men's bathroom product. Yes, iressa cheap, Iowa IA , Castrol is going to be Ronaldo's new oily hair gel.

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