Celebrity Sell Out

Here at Celebrity Sellout we were shocked, yes shocked, and disappointed to hear that David Beckham is calling in the lawyers, after he was used to promote a Viagra-style pill without consent. [caption id="attachment_651" align="alignleft" width="300" caption="Does it look like I need any Viagra help?"][/caption] Is it possible, we hear you cry, that Golden Balls has actually refused to put his name to something?  Apparently so. In the Chinese ad for herbal keep-me-hard capsules, Becks can be seen saying: "Want to know how I can keep strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot. It's also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria." We reckon that girl takes a lot of satisfying as well so they must be good, but the soccer ace is apparently furious. This really is a sellout too far for brand Beckham. He might well have put his name to sunglasses, phones, watches, jeans, fish fingers, Hollywood football clubs, trainers, milk, shaving gels, underpants and cola, but he ain't gonna be pimping himself out as the face of impotence any time soon. Then again, maybe he would have..... If only they had asked.