One glance at this picture is going to raise a number of thoughts. But chief among them must be this, thank god that girl on the left was awarded that sash. Yes the recession is not only with us it’s with the triple z-listers as well, so thank for freebie events such as the ‘Oscars’ [...]
None of us were convinced when Jennifer Lopez warbled to the world that although she seemed like a pampered diva she was actually just ‘Jenny from the block.’
And if pram manufacturers Silvercross were taken in by her ‘I’m chilled out and laid-back’ lyrics, they will be under no illusions now, after she launched a £3.5m [...]
No longer do you have to rely solely on Kate Moss ’s clothing range at Top Shop to look like a super model, another less famous model has got in on the act with a range for California-based skate company RVCA. Phew.
American super model Erin Wasson, the international face of Maybelline, is launching RVCA at [...]
Here at Celebrity Sellout we were shocked, yes shocked, and disappointed to hear that David Beckham is calling in the lawyers, after he was used to promote a Viagra-style pill without consent.
Is it possible, we hear you cry, that Golden Balls has actually refused to put his name to something? Apparently so.
In the Chinese ad [...]
Timmy Mallet has ditched the foam hammer in favour of a paintbrush.
The days of Timmy whacking children over the head with his mallet, shouting ‘bleuuugh’ and careering around in loud shirts are but a distant memory. The Timmy of 2009 wishes to be regarded as a “serious artiste” and given that his works sell for [...]
If you’d ever wondered what the key to Gary Lineker’s advertising riches was (other than a fat cheque from Walker’s Crisps) the answer is in. The ex-England footie star is resolved to leave his lugholes flapping in the wind, despite hating them so much that he dreams of having them pinned.
“They’ve been ridiculed for most [...]
Celebrity Sellout would like to make an unreserved apology to the ‘inventor of punk’ and Swiftcover brand ambassador Iggy Pop. In ‘Rogues Gallery #1′ we suggested that the shaggy popster should ditch appearing in insurance ads and get back to more honourable activity like doing drugs and wrecking hotels. But now we realise that Pop [...]
Standing erect with a look of brute like determination, Lawrence Dallaglio is a rugby force to be reckoned with. But didn’t he hang up his jock strap a year ago?
Well, yes, but now he’s back on the scene selling himself in life size cardboard cutout form and taking up residence at a Greene King IPA [...]
If you know who Sheree Murphy is you’re either a fan of soap ‘Emmerdale’ (oops I’ve pushed the wrong button on the remote) or Galatasaray’s much-travelled attacking midfielder Harry Kewell. For the rest of us this is because Murphy starred as someone or other on the soap while Kewell knows her became he is her [...]
It is with a big fat yay that we welcome back the awesomeness that is ‘30 Rock’ which returns to UK TV on Friday. It is a very funny show that we love and Tina [Sarah Palin] Fey simply rocks.
But shock of shocks the news stateside seemed to be that ‘30 Rock’ was joining the [...]
