Oh Mariah. What have you done? You of all people should know that if you let your image-obsessed guard down for one goddam second, that’s all it takes for the whole world to collapse around you. A Norwich-based vehicle wrapping company? What were you thinking? More importantly, what were your advisers thinking?
Let’s recap a little. [...]
Message from Celebrity Sell Out to the Daily Mail: this town aint big enough for the two of us. Well, kind of. You can still do all the usual hatemongering and gay-bashing, but let’s make one thing clear: you stay away from the light mockery and faux outrage of celebrity endorsement. That’s our turf.
Originally we [...]
Kate Moss has designed a line of handbags for French label Longchamp. She’s not doing it for the money (although she is) she is doing it because she loves handbags. She said so (although not the money bit).
The launch party took place last night at the Ritz Club in Paris with 700 handbag fans. Other [...]
As Brummies and tummies across the UK tearfully lament Cadbury’s capitulation to Kraft, everyone has been hoping for some good news about British brands. Wouldn’t it be great if a British company took over a big US brand? Put the boot on the other foot? Give the yanks a taste of [...]
I have been reading and despairing this morning at the news that Mr Cultural Vacuum himself (aka Simon Cowell) is to release a charity single to help raise money for the victims of the Haiti earthquake.
Is there no one else? Where is Bob Geldof when you need him? Can someone find him or does he [...]
Hats off to Ray Winstone who does a note worthy turn here in a new viral campaign to help promote Macmillan Cancer Support’s Cancertalk Week.
He’s letting us in on a bit off a secret, I’m not sure how much of a secret it is but I like it and I know what you’re going [...]
It’s tough being a Page 3 model as sometimes you get asked to do some really stupid stuff. At least I’m hoping that Keeley Hazell (um the aspiring actress) who is promoting Lynx Twist and starring in a new 15-minute online game.
As part of that campaign she had to stand around in a bikini, which [...]
Betfair’s unique selling point is masterfully simple: punters are thicker than bookies, so you stand a better chance of winning if you’re betting against other fans rather than a massive moneymaking corporation. Obviously to prosper within this fan vs fan betting environment you need to be smarter (or luckier) than other punters, but thankfully there are plenty of idiots in the football-watching community.
When will Cristiano Ronaldo get a mohican? Or a pop star wife? Or a boot in the face?
I only ask because it is becoming increasingly obvious that the Portuguese footballer is metamorphosing into David Beckham.
Do you remember when Tiger Woods could walk on water? Now he just walks over his wife? And the cocktail waitress? And the ‘club promoter’, oh and lets not forget, and the director of VIP services of the Pink Elephant Club?? Hmm… he likes obviously like cocktails. If he’s serious about his marriage maybe he [...]
